New Book Claims To Confirm What We Already Knew About Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape
Author Ian Halpern went full Columbo-meets-TMZ intern to investigate Kris Jenner‘s part in daughter Kim Kardashian‘s 2003 sex tape making the jack off material rounds in 2007. I thought that shit was...
View ArticleWhat The Hell Is A Kim Kardijahn?
Reminiscent of soccer moms still sporting the Kate Gosselin haircut who call their favorite store “Tar-jay” and Valtrex users attempting to downplay their venereal disease by calling it “herpès” when...
View ArticleTyga and Blac Chyna Have A Sex Tape Because Of Course They Do
Happy Monday, slores. Just in case shaking off the weekend and getting into the rigors of weekday life wasn’t bad enough, I have two different varieties of lemon juice to rub into those wounds. They’re...
View ArticleKanye West Believes His Fashion Will End Bullying
Out of all of the egotistical delusions brought forth by celebrities, I think I’ll miss Kanye West‘s the most in a purely LOL, fuck that guy kind of way. He was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and she...
View ArticleKim Kardashian Basic Bitched In Cannes Because Sharon Stone Is Too Demanding
Yesterday in Reach Arounds, I linked to Celebitchy covering Kim Kardashian‘s presence in Cannes. Her look can only be described as “chain mail meets ice dancing costume meets birthin’ hips” and her...
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