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Lindsay Lohan Christian Baled Her Mom On Instagram
Instagram/dinalohan Lindsay Lohan was DONE PROFESSIONALLY with mom Dina Lohan for a hot second on Wednesday. Multiple outlets swear on a stack of “Speed-the-Plow” programs, unpaid hotel bills and a...
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This Is What Top-Notch Stunt Queening Looks Like
Both Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian uploaded the same pic to their Instagram accounts. Amber used the caption “Swingers,” Kim wrote “Tea anyone?” and I’m sitting here wondering how far Kanye‘s album is...
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Kim Kardashian Is Virtually A Stripper
Remember back in the day (last week) when it was an insult to be a stripper according to the Kardashian-Wests? I guess it’s all good as long as the stripper in question is only one virtually and,...
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Scott Disick Wants $500,000 To Be On ‘Dancing With The Stars’
One would think a breakup, a handful of embarrassing drunken appearances, a metric dickton of bad press and three failed attempts at rehab would join forces to keep someone’s ego in check. Most people...
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According To Kanye, He’s ‘50% More Influential’ Than Picasso, Kubrick And...
The latest bout of shit to hit the Kanye West fan comes from an audio recording of his backstage tirade at SNL obtained by Page Six via Celebuzz. In the recording, reportedly taken in a private room,...
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No PR Firm Wants To Rep Kanye West
Instagram/krisjenner I’m one more post about an egomaniacal dipstick away from renaming this blog TNERTJOMHDS: The Nine Eye Rolls, Two Jerk Off Motions and a Heavy Defeated Sigh. Top news is a bitch....
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Crisco Kimmy Went Partial Kanye To Defend Him In A Blog Post
Let’s have a moment of silence for the caps lock buttons that have not survived Kanye West and his ego. Kim Kardashian tried her hand at tossing a little CAPS action into a blog post defending Kanye’s...
View ArticleFarrah Abraham Surpassed Kim Kardashian
If Madonna’s tricycle riding shitshow wasn’t enough entertainment for a Monday morning, here’s a different kind of clown putting on a circus act for your consideration. Fresh off of a flurry of media...
View ArticleNew Book Claims To Confirm What We Already Knew About Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape
Author Ian Halpern went full Columbo-meets-TMZ intern to investigate Kris Jenner‘s part in daughter Kim Kardashian‘s 2003 sex tape making the jack off material rounds in 2007. I thought that shit was...
View ArticleWhat The Hell Is A Kim Kardijahn?
Reminiscent of soccer moms still sporting the Kate Gosselin haircut who call their favorite store “Tar-jay” and Valtrex users attempting to downplay their venereal disease by calling it “herpès” when...
View ArticleTyga and Blac Chyna Have A Sex Tape Because Of Course They Do
Happy Monday, slores. Just in case shaking off the weekend and getting into the rigors of weekday life wasn’t bad enough, I have two different varieties of lemon juice to rub into those wounds. They’re...
View ArticleKanye West Believes His Fashion Will End Bullying
Out of all of the egotistical delusions brought forth by celebrities, I think I’ll miss Kanye West‘s the most in a purely LOL, fuck that guy kind of way. He was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and she...
View ArticleKim Kardashian Basic Bitched In Cannes Because Sharon Stone Is Too Demanding
Yesterday in Reach Arounds, I linked to Celebitchy covering Kim Kardashian‘s presence in Cannes. Her look can only be described as “chain mail meets ice dancing costume meets birthin’ hips” and her...
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